With the intention of increasing the might and power of their poultry through necromantic sorceries, the chicken queen mistakenly awakens ancient spirits and demons, one of which possesses the chicken king’s prized pitchfork and mounts the couple’s heads upon it’s prongs. This ancient evil, whose original name was lost eons ago, now takes the form of WITCHFORK! Impaling and decapitating all in his way!
5 comments
boris
July 16, 2012 at 8:07 pm
Granted I’m a sucker for necromancy anyway, but this is AWESOME!!!
Chris Geraghty
July 16, 2012 at 8:40 pm
Your time will come, Bitchdork.
Gerren
July 16, 2012 at 8:45 pm
LOL!
Dayton
July 16, 2012 at 8:48 pm
Klaatu Barada Nikto!
Gerren
July 16, 2012 at 8:51 pm
He’s really forked now…