Suppository Sue is aware of her issues, but not about to address them any time soon.

Until she does, victims both small and not-so-small will live in fear.

Directions: Super-concentrated, poisonous effects multiply in water.

Super power: composed of fresh water.

“Oh, what’s that? You think you’re concentrated enough to take on me?!? I’ll dilute your ass and your whole planet too!”

After the great wettening of 2012, what scientist that remained puzzled over many questions;

1. How could the mass of such a thing not collapse in on it’ self and start hydrogen fusion?
2. What are the odds of an object made of water in space retaining the shape of a man?
3. What is it standing on, how does it cast a shadow in space??

Centuries later, when man would finally venture out into space in their submarines, they would discover other worlds in the watery void.  The peoples there had also experienced similar catastrophes; On Virgo 9 it was called the Colossus of Tides, on Xyzlsil it was called the Great Water God, and on planet Starbucks it was referred to as Aqua Venti.

This is a dark time for man, who could possible save them from this?!? Tune in next week and find out!

Mezz B Gone™

Powers: Self explanatory.

ICHI BAHOLE – “The Incapacitator”

Powers: Butt-Mezz

Induces intense, incurable anal itching. Victim unable to do anything other than scratch and itch the affected area (the butthole).

Profile

Completely maniacal and obsessed with the warm, smelly atmosphere of a dank swamp-ass (further facilitated by his sidekick, Vick Stink-Juice), Ichi has brought down the mightiest heros by repelling down their backside and laying in for a marathon ain-busting itch-fest. His powers may be amplified by his secreting side-kick Vick Stinkhole, who lends his horrible olfactory offensiveness to augment the discomfort caused by Ichi’s butt-mezz. The residual stink left by Vick’s smelly puss takes weeks to wash off one’s fingers, thus ruining most human contact within that time. Who the shit wants to be around that?

The two are considered a great blight upon all who would stand in their way. Something must be done!!!!

Timmy Tinkerer was called a miracle at birth, because he was born with robotic hands. At first he was forced to endure a bit of infamy from the tabloids, who called him “Bot-Baby”, but after a few years the attention went away. When Timmy turned six however, he discovered his passion in life; taking things apart and figuring out how they work. Unfortunately… little Timmy doesn’t have much of an attention span for things once he’s figured out what makes them tick, so he rarely puts them back together.

Mech Features include:

• 100% Artificial Intelligence
• Steel Beak
• State of the art worm capturing technologies
• Patented M-637B mech Armour
• Reinforced Stomping Boots

Burrowing his way into your fantasy and infecting you with multi-orifice attacks!!

Obsessed with bruicide

Born with the extraordinary rare “titanium stomach”, Bear Grills can eat anything, regardless of how gross it is.