ICHI BAHOLE – “The Incapacitator”
Induces intense, incurable anal itching. Victim unable to do anything other than scratch and itch the affected area (the butthole).
Completely maniacal and obsessed with the warm, smelly atmosphere of a dank swamp-ass (further facilitated by his sidekick, Vick Stink-Juice), Ichi has brought down the mightiest heros by repelling down their backside and laying in for a marathon ain-busting itch-fest. His powers may be amplified by his secreting side-kick Vick Stinkhole, who lends his horrible olfactory offensiveness to augment the discomfort caused by Ichi’s butt-mezz. The residual stink left by Vick’s smelly puss takes weeks to wash off one’s fingers, thus ruining most human contact within that time. Who the shit wants to be around that?
The two are considered a great blight upon all who would stand in their way. Something must be done!!!!