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The Chicken King

June 20, 2012 — by Boris2


Claiming to be a descendent of both Henry VIII and Colonel Sanders, the Chicken King is responsible for more poultry deaths then the Avian flu. His name inspires terror in birds of all shapes and sizes from China to New Mexico and in between. If it’s feathered he will eat it, and the constant pangs of hunger drive him to consume‚Ķevermore.