Strike Team Maus, a top secret, commando unit, began as scientific experiment involving mutagen. Now they are a feared band of warriors, Striking swift at whomever the president of Evil tells them to. Their raid on the Collector was a bloody one, but with the help of the paper airplane support, they won the day.
Because behind all great men is a great woman. When the King rose to power, the Chicken Queen was right behind. She rules the empire from the shadows, manipulating men with her charms. bending them to her will. She started as only a lowly chicklet, but now she is a true princess of poultry.
NOTE: If this looks vaguely familiar to anyone, it’s because I’m totally aping Grant Wood’s classic American painting, American Gothic. A bit of trivia, it’s named after the style of the window architecture in the background.
PS: I’d like to dedicate this to my friend, and fellow artist, Chris Geraghty. Who, is taking the plunge. Best of wishes to you and your new wife.
Since the dawn of man the Lamp Lighter has stood guard at the edge of the night. A constant vigil against the dark. A beacon of light and hope for the weak. Some say that the man once went by the name Prometheus, and that he himself stole fire from the gods to light the stars in the sky. An immortal sentinel. Others say that he was just the first of many, and that the lamp itself chooses it’s carrier once every generation to defend us from the nothingness.
Regardless of his mysterious origins, the Lamp Lighter repels the forces of shadow.
Super power: composed of fresh water.
“Oh, what’s that? You think you’re concentrated enough to take on me?!? I’ll dilute your ass and your whole planet too!”
After the great wettening of 2012, what scientist that remained puzzled over many questions;
- How could the mass of such a thing not collapse in on it’ self and start hydrogen fusion?
- What are the odds of an object made of water in space retaining the shape of a man?
- What is it standing on, how does it cast a shadow in space??
Centuries later, when man would finally venture out into space in their submarines, they would discover other worlds in the watery void. The peoples there had also experienced similar catastrophes; On Virgo 9 it was called the Colossus of Tides, on Xyzlsil it was called the Great Water God, and on planet Starbucks it was referred to as Aqua Venti.
This is a dark time for man, who could possible save them from this?!? Tune in next week and find out!
Timmy Tinkerer was called a miracle at birth, because he was born with robotic hands. At first he was forced to endure a bit of infamy from the tabloids, who called him “Bot-Baby”, but after a few years the attention went away. When Timmy turned six however, he discovered his passion in life; taking things apart and figuring out how they work. Unfortunately… little Timmy doesn’t have much of an attention span for things once he’s figured out what makes them tick, so he rarely puts them back together.
Born with the extraordinary rare “titanium stomach”, Bear Grills can eat anything, regardless of how gross it is.